I get A LOT of junk emails at work every day, and some of them have really good subject headers. I started collecting them in a folder, and I read the subject titles when I need a giggle at work. Below is a small selection of some of the best I’ve received, which are mostly bizarre and surreal, and almost poetic.

So, in no particular order, some of the best titles from the junk that invades my inbox on a regular basis:

1) My cats don’t self-regulate, can’t always assume that kids will, either.
2) And I’m channeling you as I’m knitting a hat now.
3) I was drowning in a sea of lame erotica and stupid celebrity gossip.
4) And, yes, even young tots can craft an expression of thanks, even if it’s as simple as a handprint on a plain sheet of paper and a “name” scribbled on with crayon.
5) “He came in all hot and angry,” recalled the show’s creator, Phil Rosenthal, “and I hired him because I was afraid of him.

FYI, I do also get a lot of ones that make me laugh lots that are a bit rude, but I think I should really retain some taste and decency on this blog so I shan’t be posting them here.

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