Turn Marmite white
I found out today that if you hit Marmite with a spoon, it will eventually turn white. Click here to see a photo of someone who lacked the dedication to hit it enough to turn it white, but got it to a rather pleasing shade of cappuccino, which is more than what I’ve achieved. Should I EVER be bored to hit Marmite for long enough to turn it white, rest assured I will post the photographic evidence right here.