Making ‘haiku’ from Hotmail

aka recycling your spam in your ‘junk’ folder of your email and making bizarre poetry from the subject headings. Here is today’s offering from the remnants of my Hotmail ‘junk’ folder:

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Delivery failure
April is make love month
Look good in any pants
Unleash titan

New gigantic rod is easy to get!
Freedom of choice, you decide what you want today
Click me and you will be sex hero in 5 min
Flash the bling bling now

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I know, I know, it’s beautiful, isn’t it.

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