Pineapple!
Bloody HELL. Don’t ever eat 2 baby pineapples for breakfast. I’ve now got a rough scratchy tongue like a cat.
On the other hand, breakfast did just cost 78p (woo hoo reduced section @ Sainsburys) and pineapple contains bromelain, which is good for digestion. So my digestive system is gonna be one well oiled optimally workin’ beast today ; )