Funny how the mind works…

2:40 pm, December 7th, 2010

I have had a song lyric floating around my head this lunchtime….’open up your eyes’….I couldn’t remember which rock band it was by - I was renowned as a teenager at college for being ‘the girl who likes all the obscure American rock bands’….as I started to go to YouTube, the name popped into my head.

Tonic.

Great band - only own one of their albums, but great American rock music. So I opened up the video to listen to the song again….to find the band are on rollerskates. : )

Enjoy.

The dreams I had last Monday night

5:15 pm, November 8th, 2010

I’m kinda renowned amongst my friends for having mad dreams, and last Monday night was no exception:

Dreamt I was looking at a map of a land mass, and there were two islands, then I saw an explosion happening on a lump sticking off the right-hand side of the bottom island. Then it zoomed out - it was as if I was watching it on the news. It was then that I realised it was New Zealand (but islands looked much bigger in dream). Then I was back, hovering above the waters, and there people in the waters. I am not sure whether the islands had sunk. The people were in this clear water, and I was going to help them. Their arms were swaying in the water, but they seemed okay, in a weird way. They didn’t seem panicked. But I do remember seeing lots of people in the water, and thinking, I must help them.

(Having looked more closely at a map of NZ, there is a lump that sticks off the edge of South Island, where Christchurch is. However, I think in the dream, the lump/peninsula was on the North Island. A friend also told me there’s a volcano under NZ, that if it ever goes off, NZ is a goner. Hope it doesn’t!)

The next dream was short - I saw a man wearing a white t-shirt and dark glasses sitting with a small group of people. He stood up (I think?) and then he was shot in the chest. I remember seeing the bullet mark on his t-shirt. Then it re-wound - as if I was watching a video clip at work (which as part of my job I often rewind, or fast forward, to help me write Audio Description scripts). Then I was realised it was okay - either I think I realised it was a show (and therefore not real) or for some reason, it was okay.

Finally, my third dream was being inside a dragon/monster/Loch Ness-type creature’s throat. I was writing the AD script for a new children’s show. I was inside the throat, which was pink, and it was layered, some of it was stringey, not in a bad way though. I remember thinking, ‘I want to get out of here’, and then I looked up, and could see the sky above - as if I was seeing out of a chimney, but I think I was seeing out of the end of the creature’s throat. As I looked up something inside my head said, ‘the only way is up’. Which I concluded (in my fuzzy dream brain-mind) was the name of the kids’ show.

So, proof that I still have loony-but-interesting dreams. Possible influences for these dreams include having a sore throat, and being inspired by the masterful lyrics of Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, who I had seen the night before at Shepherds Bush Empire. The song that inspired me? This one:

Mary meets concrete: the result…

8:54 pm, September 13th, 2010

This is what happens when you trip over your own toes fall on car park concrete while wearing a skirt…you scrape the skin off the fleshy pads of your hands, and you make a glory-gory mess of your leg. The irony is I had just emerged injury-free from playing a closed roller derby bout. Adults, just say no to tripping off kerbs…it’s no fun. It’s given me proper playground scabs on my knee though - check ‘em OUT!

They won’t get me…

1:59 pm, August 31st, 2010

Having experienced a bit of ‘Mad Men’ for the first time on the weekend, I feel I have to express my feelings about it with a little help from Star Trek: The Next Generation….I’ve had a tiny sniff of it and I don’t like it one bit, no siree. I think y’all are crazy, and you ain’t gonna get me into that shizzle. I AM Wesley Crusher!

I also got an instant impression that it was an overstylised, slow-moving bag of sh*te. Don’t get me wrong; the sets are remarkable, the make-up, hair, and styling of the actors and actresses is fabulous and very well done. But…what actually happens? I don’t want big guns and explosions (I’ll watch ‘Crank’ if I want that) - but I’m just left feeling that it’s little more than a set designer and make-up artists showcase for beautiful people who want to look beautiful, period-stylee.

Anyway, watch this shit!! : )

PS - I also feel like this when it comes to Michael McIntyre, and coriander.

I’m back

1:59 pm, August 26th, 2010

Nothing like playing roller derby, doing shift work, and all the hi-jinks inbetween that a fidgetpants Gemini like me does to make you TOTALLY NOT UPDATE your blog for a good few months. Tut tut. But now I have re-realised how easy it is to log in to my blog, I shall be remedying that.